3 wild girls from Chicago Bar

Picked up "M", "I", and "S" from the Chicago bar on Speedway. They were hammered! They need to go all the way over to Stone and Prince, and they have to stop at Nico's along the way, of course. M is on the phone drunk dialing some guy. S tells me I am cute and proceeds to pass out. I is yelling at M to get off the phone.
On arriving at Nico's, S wakes up and announces she has to pee! So after borrowing some tissues from me (Eagle scout, be prepared!) M takes S over behind a dumpster to relieve her urgent pressure. After some lively conversation and threats to the poor drive in guy we escape Nico's unharmed. S decides she is too sick to eat, M decides she is too fat to eat, and I is happy and eats their food. $27 fare, got $30. I guess it was alright...