We have a puker!

So, I pick up this couple from DV8 - college kids. And the girl is pissed! Evidently the guy had been 86ed from the place before 9pm. She is yelling at the guy about how she is sooooo upset and embarrassed. He can only moan "I'm sorry" over and over. After venting at the guy a silence falls, until, wait for it. She starts to cry. A gentle sobbing that tests my ability not to laugh.
So we finally get to where they are going and the girl starts yelling at the guy to get out. As soon as he moves its all over. RAAAALLLLFF! Yuck!
The yelling and crying starts up again in earnest. She pushes the guy out in his own vomit and starts apologizing to me and offering to clean it up. She runs inside and comes back with some napkins (from chipolte) and a cleaner. After watching her bending over, shaking, and crying in her little cocktail dress for a couple of minutes I let her off the hook. It wasn't so bad. But please, young people - LEARN HOW TO DRINK!