Stripper is a Cowboy fan?

Picked up this girl from the Candy Store who tells me this story. She asks me if I know football. And I tell her, yeah, alittle bit. (HAHA)
So she tells me about "Terrell Hardy, number 94 for the Dallas Cowboys"
(totally false, no hardy, #94 is Ware)
And how she hooked up with him and ended up stealing her cell phone.
I didn't have the heart to set her straight....