Girl who dumped me over the phone at 9:30am

You called me at 9:30 AM to tell me over and over that you don't want to be with me any more. The problem is, I don't know who you are, and I tried to explain that.


In retrospect, it would have been more fun to play along, but I was a bit too groggy to think fast. Oh well, next time a wrong number breaks up with me, I'll be ready.


Give me a call if you want to practice dumping guys, I guess my number's probably in your phone now. Try to call after noon though.