Apologies Ian but I genuinely thought the Captain of any ship would take responsibility for the behaviour of his crewmembers, I was wrong!

Did my first fare and if that was anything to go by I should have gone home! I picked up four people, three girls and a bloke. The girls were OK but the bloke was one of those ‘look at me’ types….don’t you just love them? The girls all had food….mainly chips & cheese….and Mr Look-at-me decided it would be fun to try and steal some so he made a grab for the front passenger’s packet only to knock it onto her lap and spill chips etc.
As it was in her lap it wasn’t too bad and she repacked her food calling him a few choice names which he just laughed at and tried again for the packet. I told him to stop as he would make a mess of the taxi but as usual he knew best and tried for one of the other girls food. Lo and behold…..chips on the seat…chips on the floor….grated cheese mixed with both.

My exclamations of joy are not repeatable!

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