Stripper and Cabbies

Both handle lots of dollar bills

As good as it looks from the outside, once you get in there it stinks

After years of work both the stripper and the cab have visible marks and scratches all over
New cabs have no stickers on them, gradually over time they add a sticker here and a sticker there, kinda like strippers do with tattoos

Cabs with bigger cars can make more money just like strippers with bigger cans

Both are more than happy to share their phone number

Putting your package in the back in not a problem

Accidents happen in both of them

Both tell stories about the famous people who were inside them